Breaking News - Grandpa Under Investigation

June 12, 2008 19:55 by Kurt Bruner

A group of children ages six to twelve years old are filing a class action suit alleging a family patriarch willfully and intentionally embezzled funds over a period of several hours during a recent game of Monopoly.

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Breaking News - Video Game Abducts Child!

April 15, 2008 09:24 by Kurt Bruner

Citizens from all over the county were thrown into panic after ten-year-old Jason Williams was kidnapped by a video game in broad daylight while sitting in the family den. 

“One minute he was talking with me, enjoying life.  The next minute he was someplace else.  Gone!” explained Jason’s mother.  

Fearing the worst, Mrs. Williams called the authorities who connected the incident to a string of similar abductions in recent weeks... 

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Breaking News - Husband Swallows Pride, Saves Day!

February 19, 2008 13:09 by Kurt Bruner

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In a near fatal collision of opinions between Fred McIntire and his bride of thirteen years the couple reportedly reached agreement on whether Fred had been, “a total jerk” during a dinner engagement with friends. According to those close to the situation, Sarah became upset when her husband shared confidential information about an undisclosed incident from their dating years.

"He knew that story would embarrass me!" Mrs. McIntire told one witness.

Early reports caused some to fear escalating tensions because Fred failed to claim responsibility for the attack, stating that he “thought it was funny!”

Thankfully, Mr. McIntire backed down at the eleventh hour and asked forgiveness for the offense. Family affairs expert Dr. John Trent called McIntire’s apology "a brilliant move of diplomacy unparalleled in the history of conflict resolution."

HOM News has yet to confirm whether the couple spent the corresponding evening in the same bed.  

 


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